What? You have to check this out. I'm not looking at your sh*t again. No, you don't understand. This could be the single greatest moment of my life. Walk with me, Dewey. I don't care how impressive it is. It's not gonna happen. Just go flush the toilet. Walk with me. You're not gonna let this go, are you? Alright, fine, but this is the last time. Yes. Why'd you put a taco in the toilet? I just sat down, did my business, and... Wait! How long have you been planning this? You know what this means don't you? That you're an idiot. I have a superpower. That's not a superpower. Only if I don't use it to fight crime. Ok, even if you weren't full of sh*t, how exactly would this help you fight crime? Hoowaah! Ya know? I could probably use my new power to conjure other powers for myself. Seven. What? You're thinking of the number seven. No, I'm not. You are now. So, you're psychic now? Don't be silly. I'm a telepath. Isn't that the same thing? I'm sensing an appointment at seven o'clock tomorrow. I just told you about that an hour ago. And now I can fly. Please go away. I could probably give other people powers as well. Could you give me the power to make people disappear? No. I'm sensing a great darkness in you. As a mere mortal we can be friends... But with powers... You may become my greatest adversary. I hate you. I'm not gonna sit here and listen to your jealousy anymore. I'm gonna fly over to the store and get a pizza. You do that. That son of a bitch.
Superpowers
What? You have to check this out. I'm not looking at your sh*t again. No, you don't understand. This could be the single greatest moment of my life. Walk with me, Dewey. I don't care how impressive it is. It's not gonna happen. Just go flush the toilet. Walk with me. You're not gonna let this go, are you? Alright, fine, but this is the last time. Yes. Why'd you put a taco in the toilet? I just sat down, did my business, and... Wait! How long have you been planning this? You know what this means don't you? That you're an idiot. I have a superpower. That's not a superpower. Only if I don't use it to fight crime. Ok, even if you weren't full of sh*t, how exactly would this help you fight crime? Hoowaah! Ya know? I could probably use my new power to conjure other powers for myself. Seven. What? You're thinking of the number seven. No, I'm not. You are now. So, you're psychic now? Don't be silly. I'm a telepath. Isn't that the same thing? I'm sensing an appointment at seven o'clock tomorrow. I just told you about that an hour ago. And now I can fly. Please go away. I could probably give other people powers as well. Could you give me the power to make people disappear? No. I'm sensing a great darkness in you. As a mere mortal we can be friends... But with powers... You may become my greatest adversary. I hate you. I'm not gonna sit here and listen to your jealousy anymore. I'm gonna fly over to the store and get a pizza. You do that. That son of a bitch.