'Dish Nation' Season 2 Ep 81 -- Full Length



hour his nation here's my weakness in about today what makes the perfect woman well will tell you no I'll show you to himself in a very hairy situation would you do for 16 bucks oh I don't care whatever it is I'll do it this have you guys ever wondered what makes the perfect woman now do it every day doubt do you really want I wonder if or do you have any ideas I'll I'm now on please tell me I will tell you apparently I men and women differ and what makes the perfect woman okay so they put a budget celebrity body parts together and form the perfect face according the men and one according to women of so according to men the perfect air comes from Shakira okay before he comes from Jennifer Aniston the eyebrows are Kate Middleton the eyes are Mila Kunis lucy has gotten beautiful liar the nose comes from a random her the Angelina Jolie lips I'll of crap yes and the Megan Fox chip when you put them all together death how looks like a blonde Kim Kardashian yeah blog hard as yet yeah so let's take a look at it what women thought would be the perfect woman okay has Freida Pinto's hair women appreciate Natalie Portman's forehead no plans bernard et go ahead car the Levins eyebrows in the natural look is coming back little thicker im David with the man with the eyes Mila Kunis his eyes noon the other exotic Blake Lively's knows probably the best knows in hollywood you think chillin at least cheeks she has got some prominent cheekbones Scarlett Johansson's full lips and chicken Megan Fox and making Chau let's get perfect chance put them all together and we got kim chi den Braak so I think well you just saved game card as you get the perfect what about the feet yeah I won't have to have pretty feet here without the previous this this is all another boy we like corn on the cob not corn on the feet we all going well we are also common too old for you know no ya to go ahead I don't I've never had a guy sat on my toes never and I get pedicures are virtually no not really have a raspberry Kamal teller your friend here I have enjoyed my coping such good all in I raspberry jam I will also enjoy your I throw you are never gonna believe who is doing and infommercial for hair plugs Joey Fatone more in seems very own Joey Fatone is in their Club for Men when you see him you see here so I never thought you'd hear from pretty thick in here four that's because he goes so the boss Lee Institute for hair deciding that most people were unaware they know why people don't know me like this boss but is it like its gonna hurt so much because Justin Timberlake's in all these movies is an actor highly successful these with a hundred million dollars and Joey Fatone as plays in Hair Club commercial well known as the stigma now the me in a infomercial mail us lebanese yet daddy who's doing proactive lot of people do proactive yeah and yes the Indians and here Jessica Simpson's under the murder that Justin Bieber from thing I do is let the endorsement as they're paying big big money short-form $800 million dollars of his grill proactive things in a billion dollars a year train that was my able to pay the celebrities a lot god I wish I had acne I so what's next for Joey Fatone he still has a really big forehead like you're thinking if you thought this here me his forehead is like to hear yeah he's a the doing in the endorsements for proactively addressing inactive do it out I don't have anything to do but not in active I hey what would you do was sixteen dollars that's what a new British survey was denote a poll a whole bunch of people asking about it but a different Bassong things that they would do for 10 pounds which is actually an american 2016 doubts and like summer to resolve that Shockey number populous right now with anybody in this room let and X taken show love you Facebook page footed hi our no way for be a good relationship June lord I'm gonna do some right now I think they're I what about would you kiss your boss for 10 seconds regardless it'd gender rick is my but 16mo I go even cover my copay if I guess I'll I some tells me to get a robotic yes reciba 16 Dallas I got twenty ifor hours only if you kiss rick is money but is sick got 15 bucks to I got money on it but what if I join lol I was oh yeah I said hello to go to the next I the right number three would you be so as personal slave for a day II depend on who it is after all yeah okay and a pillow was you warren moon Ratna to analysts would you were naked in the studio the twenty out butt naked Oj's in the drop either or delete naked what you doing here no I would never expose my battered a change to the arc of more than their will be a view 20 two dollars on 32 lugar 200 not do it for which eat dog food when you crack open a can al poll can I sway smell like steak dinner nice where Atmel's program won't do much a doctor dentist shock I'm madly a casserole dish any big things company from downtown for you ago it was number one on the list at say what I got twenty or did you do it I love the smell a dog food come out give their bottom line don't welcome rain all day and all clear you want you happy to be as if he wanted to kill you Britney he eat be 8k be freaky okay the book happy person in the room probably you out I tried to smile all the time well they found a new formula for determining happiness nine years pass to use Census Bureau report stuff like that playing in no time for that right out there using Instagram for the smilies Instagram's yeah the happiest people dry I'm guessing that your Instagram don't have a lot of smiles only I don't get in is like filters and stuff is very complicated we were the better than eyes over 100 million photos while over 5,000 city that call a smile analysis so they take just public photos right no select venues all over the world they find the faith that is OK so the smiles on the voters get rated from zero to 100 allows the egg Rite Aid you were having a good time read the smile bigger they also use me know the factory mustaches lipstick in blue skies pro make you happy is what surprises me what they determined as the happiest city in America what was the name louis Missouri Saint Louis words the one-time I went to saint louis the arch was closed I love Detroit Eminem's my favor after when detroit is the ninth happiest place in this country Detroit to this listeners flawed survey ever you wanna know what the on happiest place on earth is more Anaheim California why where Disneyland is alcock how how they are unhappy how you are happy idea first in line at Disneyland Pissin Me official yeah like a five year old here in harm well a plan is number 21 my Dallas comes in at number 17 in Los Angeles number 42 wealthy nothin much lower than LA there's not a question dreams out there though you know and it's really expensive to live there okay I love Instagram right I mean I'm I use it more than any other social network yeah lovely Ireland Isle alive. no I don't think that's gonna say sometimes I'm so happy like I was in a karaoke club the other night I've never been happier and but I took a photo of me in a month smile you're not Jenna your reason douses the right higher with all your Instagram your fire I they decided that it's working you couldn't be more wrong get ready to get school in history its work coming up you meet a woman who the dog brought to life it's like to know if you look really really really horrifying Lady Gaga is cloning herself that's right she is %uh create a lineup life-size real ball herself handcrafted in Japan by experts in all things creepy and real-life dolls is this for real or is this is for some sort of video that's really her sitting there way right up for sure the governors together then all the sudden it's late I like manson around why does that happen to you but it does look like mean I don't season by a lady Gaga Doll life-size real doll I cass is anatomically correct the Lady Gaga who will be no way to put their I that and grossed me out beyond belief it scares the living hell outta me the opening scene child's play to you that is exactly it go back and watch that wasn't married to live in a world where you be freaked out all the time because this is happening people are trying to look more and more like dolls that's the trend has a Ukrainian woman1 who had so much plastic surgery she was like a Barbie doll she's model1 crazy she looks playmakers legislation i've seen women who had plastic surgery1 who look horrible i mean1 the look at parts of her she's a horrible she looks like adults like she1 was made to perfection we'll put it on a shelf and sell it right as far as like1 the lips that knows the eyes I mean she looks plastic1 those bars like bad plastic surgery this is d best plastic surgery everything my1 life1 but it all just looks like makeup I mean think a people who have had their boobs1 done1 and have their bills up like that they don't look like that looks like she is1 just make up all across to me like somebody's jealous1 I I would love to be turned into a doll1 I mean think about make that your face looks just saw after1 think it's possible me big eyes I think I could with the right makeup be turned1 into a doll1 right was shadowing and contouring and stuff all right let's turn you into a1 dull1 on him alright yeah1 home1 home1 you know I've never been a proponent1 left working right cuz twerking as we know leads the teenage pregnancy1 90 Miley Cyrus getting all the credit for this turkey right back1 if Miley Cyrus it's been around a lot longer than you have ammo1 really such end it working on dish in a shame we're gonna go through a history1 a twerking a look at some very famous truckers from the past1 let's go all the way back to the famous Josephine Baker1 made famous by her banana skirt dance mmm-hmm1 rule and I think we can actually give her credit for beginning1 that work best right that is great yeah I'll tell you what's gonna bring that1 back1 you hear Reanna is starring as her anonymity allowing1 him it's actually good casting yeah I1 TeleTech James Brown for example the godfather of soul now he had all the1 right elements one really artwork necessarily but he had to stay at1 he had the squat I any gyrated UK's Aiden gyrate she did this make it work1 after the lecture circuit in there between dance moves1 and what about Tina Turner known as the Queen rock she was a nurse for music and1 being when the baseball time he meant the lash she damn thing now1 is no doubt twerkin at its best that's good that he that sexy torque at1 latest class each working choreographed working1 she was talking for him and every night and day just I1 maybe think we're going a little bit too deep into the history of talking with1 bringing a little bit more modern day1 about be on say member days with Destiny's Child to her solo career1 who can't say they're ready for that jelly1 obviously people more ready or their orders over Kelly and Michelle's Delhi1 I so I think it's safe to say after going through this1 long history it working we can finally put it to bed1 and give it a rest forever online we just have to convince Gary1 that were down with working on dish in Asian be tough October1 toward toward dark turn to the back area 01 I missus sleep1 okay Akamai K legally married Edgar1 will tell you after this and I can't wait that long1 the cokie seem dumb things again1 all yeahh I know that will open your eyes but you know we talk about all1 these damn things he says all the time because he's such an ego maniac but do1 you know who is1 equally as big an ego maniac as Connie West school1 par la her belt really I was gonna tell you in for the guys we don't hear that1 is he is the designer and creative director at Chanel okay1 our producers a good model is the quotes from both kanya and Carl1 so we're gonna play game have who said hope I1 love game I love playing games I am a creative genius1 on yet there's not a shit I1 and they always say the menu everyone have increased1 future be like I am a large British from her okay1 I'm basically the most superficial person in the world1 I'm gonna go with Carl I'm gonna go with Carlton think on you think she1 superficial1 I think he does too alright the answer1 is Kim Kardashian now I'm getting the answers Carl1 delete I'm very much down to earth1 just not this earth I'm hanging1 best carriers are currently written all over it just not this1 earth kanya yeah Carl well I'm not a fan of books1 I would never wanna books autograph on yet1 rushed through the end of the year group ago1 guide you kinda yeah how would not wanna books other1 finally a guy that is an arch that is on our side when it comes to someone in the1 royal family Kelly1 Kate Middleton have a nice silhouette I like that kind of woman1 I like romantic beauties on the other hand this is their struggles1 I don't like this is there space she should only show her back1 Karl Lagerfeld gallery cars car cuz Connie would love pitbull Year buddy1 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advertising 13 happen to be the year1 that he turned forty-years-old and1 bien eight-month long birthday celebration eight months long1 get his I'll fiance David birds kept us all together that the disney world1 took a train trip to Albuquerque to see his family I mean the size is not a soul1 a training Tommy Hilfiger close1 yeah the underdogs things didn't pan out1 I here we go again with Ryan Seacrest1 the plant workers dancing skills 2013 is a significant other in my life is very1 good at it1 he said1 longtime girlfriend Julie and her I feel the pressure to be as good as she is1 it sounds like a joke but this is a serious thing for me to accomplish1 next year which is finished this year well he he he dance right now that1 relationship1 the name I shuffle off to Buffalo secretary Sanjay Sanjay1 funny thing is that all year1 if the resolution high limit just getting clock1 I1 nation1 hour