Let me show you how to go on a date with a lady! When it comes to women, boy, I've had my troubles. Ask my wife! I dont know where she went when she left me. The world is coming to end when a man like myself can not find a lady! Which is why I've had to convince my cousin Eleanor to go on a date with me! Thanks for going on this date with me, Eleanor! Helps me forget how poor I am. Whatever you say, pal. A gentleman always takes a girl out on a walk. Only s cheapskate would take a girl for a walk! A real man brings a girl to the park. Sad smelly bums go to the park. She's right, you know! Real men talk politics and the world. Women are abandoning their role as mothers and wives and they are going to ruin this country. Say! You're a boob, cousin! Wait! What? I don't have much luck with women but who needs them when I have my hands....to write my poetry! Rose, sweet Rose. Everyday I look at you. I want to place my penis on you. I am lonely. I'm glad I could share my poetry with you! Maybe you know why I have problems with women.