Comedy from the mailbag. The stuff you never see. Let's talk about the good one here. This is my favorite one. Subjec ow to seduce my sister-in-law. You're going to like this one, alright. Subjec 26How to seduce my sister-in-law. "Dear sir, I am 27 year old male and I love my sister-in-law. First of all, I will give you some details about my sister-in-law. My sister-in-law is about 38 years old. She is married and have 3 children, that is 2 daughter age 6 and 12 and one son of 10 years. She is good looking but bulky. She is of friendly nature and frank. She is teacher. She is quite frank with me and like me as her younger brother. She never expose to me in any way. If any part is been expose she hides immediately. She is bit spiritual and superstitious. She likes her husband, love her child, and care for them. I too love her like mad and I like her very much. I know she is my relation and elder to me and she believes me as her younger brother but then also I am in love for her. Please advice me on how to seduce her or how to get and start my love life with her and make my and her life more loving and beautiful. I am concerned. I am Arian and I am bit short tempered and love sex though am virgin. I am helpful and sober. My nature and love friends and like to be with friends. I believe in trust and honesty and love. I love sober, love song, classical Indian music, instrumental music, I like photograph and chat and surf and explore new things. This is all about us. Please advice me on how to go further and start relationship my sis-in-law. Waiting for your guidance and tips to get successful in love. Thanking you." "As I am concerned. I am Arian, I am bit short tempered, and love sex though I am virgin." I don't write back to those. And this is our close tie. "Hi. I'm M, and Asian. I'm in love with a white girl just around our neighborhood. I've been trying to approach her for 2 years and we didn't have any conversation yet. I always follow her and ask her friends but she always ignores me. Then I stop sometimes because she might be wondering that it's like I'm stalking her. But I'm not. And I try to study about stalking and it's kind of the same. Sometimes it's called "incompetent stalker." Here we go "Like lack of courting rituals, following her, etc. Please help me." And here's one last one. "I am a 40-year old gynecologist from Portugal. How can I make a date with one of my patients? How can I begin the conversation?"